>pat
>just robbed an old lady and curve-stomped some racist skin heads with your new Jordan's
>Teaching kids on the block how to mac when suddenly a portal to Equestria sucks you inn
>wake up
>adjust afro
>check Glock for ammunition
>all is well
>proceed to hike on the back of a train because ponies refuse payment in chicken nuggets
>end up in capital
>broke as a joke
>Battle Zebras on the street in freestyle rap battle to earn bits
>Canterlot gets a rap/Hip Hop scene because of pat
>Celestia proceeds to enter as a crowd in one of the scheduled battles to see what all the ruckus at night is all about
>She and pat lock eyes
>Pat's primal Booty mode is engaged
>grab the bitch round' her neck and asks her what's up
>Celestia freezes
>using his nimble monkey fingers pat releases all tention in the Sun princes's neck and wing pits
>go back to her place
>[Oggity Boogity intensifies]
>hit that shit raw dog and bail
>9 months later Celestia gives birth to a niggertaur
>pat has swiftly fled the country with Octavia under his arm
>internal political turmoil due to the princesses recent child drives Equestria to the ground
>pat spends the rest of his life in the Griffin Kingdom with his dick in Octavia while roasting undesirable members of the Griffin court