>The weather is hot as balls as always in this part of the south.
>For some odd reason the zoo thought today was a good day to have a free day for everyone, fucking geniuses they are wanting to have people fry out here. But you shouldn't say much since you're here wanting to watch some animals.
>"Hi! Today is free so have a free sticker with your entry!"
>The white lady gives you a sticker of a monkey eating watermelon. Monkeys eat fucking bananas, this is some racist ass bullshit!
"Yo! This is some b.s.! Monkeys don't eat watermelons! They eat bananas and other monkeys!"
>"Sir, this is a new recently discovered monkey that loves to eat watermelons."
>Oh, shit. Good thing you didn't call her out on that.
"Oh, sorry..."
>"It's okay sir. Have a good day!"
>She polietly smiles and you walk in.
>Animals, animals everywhere.
>Even with the hot ass weather there is still a lot of people. You go around looking at all the different animals and notice there have been a lot of posters about the new monkey species.
"Fuck it, I'll go."
>At the concert hall, you find a spot in the front open. Luckily you don't have to wait much since the show starts.
>"Welcome to our presentation of the new chimpanzee... Melonusmonkeyus! Now here is the person who found them... Rule 63 Pat!"
>Woah! It's Rule 63 Pat! You haven't talked to her since that aspie found her and showed her to you.
>She presents her findings to everyone and it's not that boring.
>At the end you wait for the people to disperse so you can talk to her.
>You walk up to her and wipe your sweaty palms.
"He-Hey! Wassup!"
>"Oh wow! Pat? I haven't talked to you in months!"
"Yeah, congrants on this."
>"Thanks, so what have you been up to?"
"Oh, well you know. Same old same old thing. Heard about today so I came because you know don't get to go to the zoo much."
>"Oh, cool cool. I'm done for the day... Would you like to show me around here? I'm not from this area."
"Oh, uh ye-yeah!"
>Wow, this could go good for you.
>Good End