I was only 9 years old
I loved Pat so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Pat every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
"Pat is love" I say; “Pat is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Pat
I called him a c*nt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Pat
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “This is my burger.”
He grabs me with his powerful black hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Pat
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Pat
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Pat
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Pat looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all nigger now.”
Pat leaves through my window
Pat is love. Pat is life.